Humans Are Easy
Sunday, January 11th, 2009If you want a human to pet you, just put your paw on the human’s leg, arm, face, whatever, and look your most innocent and sweetest self at him (or her, as the case may be). If he doesn’t pet you, just nudge him with your paw again; gets ‘em every time. He will pet you and love on you, and tell you the things you want to hear in his most loving voice. And most likely, and most importantly, he will give you a treat just for letting him pet you. Humans love it; they just don’t know they’ve been had.
There are other things I can help you with when it comes to human behavior. I never know when the urge will strike me to write about them, but it won’t be long I’m sure. Until then, farewell my friends.
