Archive for December, 2008

Wooly has returned

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

     Well, Wooly’s back to his old self–selfish and grumpy. I’ll tell what I don’t like about him–it’s because mom’s brushes him EVERY NIGHT! Can you believe it? Mom says she has to because he is so hairy, and if she didn’t, we would all be breathing his hair. I think it’s because he’s been around longer (who hasn’t?). No, what I really don’t like about him is the looks he gives me and Hilde while mom brushes him–its so smug and spiteful at the same time. Makes me want to attack him! One day I will–wait and see.


Aftermath

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Kasha was being a pain today. She didn’t want to do anything. She wouldn’t go outside and play with me or Hilde. Wooly was still upset about his teeth and so was still cranky. Last night he was very sleepy and did not even try to eat his rice. He was really upset when he couldn’t chew his Milkbones, and all he did was growl at me when I ate mine in front of him. Hey, it’s not my fault mom made him go, and now he has a sore mouth. But, boy, you should have been around when he tried to bite that bone. He doesn’t scare me though; he’s mostly all bark and no bite–no pun intended (hee hee).

It was Wooly’s Turn

Friday, December 19th, 2008

     Wooly had to get his teeth cleaned today. I sure am glad it’s not me. Mom took him early this morning, so I just slept until she got back. Maybe I’ll go with her this afternoon when she picks him up from the vet. I doubt it, though, it is still very windy and a little on the coolish side for me. Hilde looked and looked for Wooly this morning; she hadn’t groomed him yet. She does that every morning–beats me why. When I try it, all I get is a mouthful of hair. She probably knows something I don’t. She is a lot older than I am, you know.

Going to the Vet

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

     I had to go to the vet today, what a drag. Mom told me I had to get some shots and some obscene liquid that Dr. Eitelman squirts up my nose. Mom didn’t tell me I had to get a complete physical though. Those are so embarrassing, especially with everybody looking at me. He told me I had to go on a diet and lose some of my gorgeous pounds. He poked and prodded and went to places no human had any business going. I’m not going back, I can tell you that for sure!

     The only upside to this day was riding in the car with mom, and then going to Pet Smart after the Ordeal I was put through. I picked out a red ball that bounces really high and makes a plethora of noises. I think all dogs–maybe some cats or whatnot–should have one. But only after and if they go through what I did!!!



Boring Day

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

     I did not do very much today. I kinda watched all the dogs do their thing, and it was boring.
     My mom was sick today, and she stayed in bed almost all day. I, of course, stayed with her all the time, well, except for the times I had to go outside. And, would you believe it, I couldn’t find a bit of privacy today. Mom always makes sure I can be by myself for at least five minutes, but Wooly would not go away. Every time I turned around, there he was–watching. I finally gave up and went back in the house. Maybe mom will take me out later if she’s feeling better. Gracious, what a day!



Kasha

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

     Kasha and I had fun today play fighting. She runs and I catch her, we rear up on our back legs, and use our hands to give each other a high five. I know humans must think this is crazy, but it is harmless fun. But, we always quit when we see mom coming towards us waving her arms and yelling incoherently. She is such a spoilsport. I don’t know what she is thinking, but I am in control all the time. But, then, tomorrow is another day (where have I heard that before?).

Jasmine Frazier

Monday, December 15th, 2008

     I got this email from a brand new friend; hope you like it–I do, although I’ve never had a cat friend before.

Hi Bandit.

     My name is Jasmine, I am a gray and brown striped long haired Tabby-Siberian mix. Any way, that is what my mommie says. I am 11 years old, and that is really old in human years. I am a cat though, and mommie still calls me her beautiful baby girl. Everyone thinks I am fat, but it really is just because I have long long hair and lots of it. But my doctor says I weigh 15 pounds.
     Now I ask you, is that really fat???.
     My mommie told me about your web site, and she thinks it is very neat. She said that it was very originial (whatever that is) and that she enjoyed reading all about you and your sisters and brother. I wish I could read it. But I can only look at your pictures. Anyway, my mommie said to tell you to keep up the good work, and the bigger pictures of your family are very nice.
     Well, it is time for me to go and lay on my mommies bed and wash my face. My grandpa lives with us, and he has two very annoying children he brought to live with us. I really do not like either one of them, and am a little bit afraid of them both. Buy I try not to let them know. The little one is Dori, she is mean and snaps at me when I step close to Grandpa. Grandpa says she is a Chihuahua, whatever that is and the big one is afraid of me, but she is bigger than me so I try and stay out of her way. Her name is Buttons and she is a Jack Rat. But I don’t think she looks like a rat, cause if she did, I would chase her… so I don’t think she is a rat.
     I am for sure going to lay down now. I do not like to stay up for very long.
Bye for now,
Jasmine
     

Sam Won

Sunday, December 14th, 2008

     He did it!!!!!! I knew he was very good, but now I think he’s totally AWESOME. He had a little trouble with his acceptance speech, but what do you expect? He’s just a kid. and he was very nervous. I would be too if I had just won the Heisman Trophy. Can you imagine? He now joins the ranks of Billy Vessels, Steve Owens, Billy Sims, and Jason White. Gosh, this is so totally unreal. Now, dad will be happy for a very long time, at least until the OU-Florida game on January 8, 2009. If OU wins that one, dad will be happy, happy, happy, which means good things for the rest of us. You should have seen him clapping from his chair last night when Sam’s name was announced as the winner. He was almost as excited as Sam, maybe more so. Dad loves his Sooners so much–maybe as much as he loves mom. Well, not quite. But, I have a new hero–Sam Bradford. He brings so much pleasure to so many people.

Next Day

Saturday, December 13th, 2008

 

 
    I am up bright and early to do some spiffing up. I have to be and look my best when I go to work. Last night, mom told me I couldn’t be sarcastic–which is the real me–when working on MY webpages. I looked off into space pretending not to hear her. But, it didn’t work. She said she was going to read MY stuff when I finished. Oh boy, what a dog has to go through just to please humans.
     Good grief, I almost forgot what today is. Oh, I know it’s Saturday–not just any Saturday–it’s Heisman Trophy Saturday. Dad is so looking forward to it; he’s sure Sam Bradford from OU (where else?) will win it. I really hope Sam wins if it will make dad happy. Happiness in our family is sometimes trickle-down: Dad’s happy, then mom’s happy, and then the rest of us get to do pretty much what we want to. Sooooooo, everybody’s happy! Makes for peaceful napping (and lots of treats).
 

Bandit’s Blog

Friday, December 12th, 2008
 
I must say congratulations to myself (with a little help from mom) on finally getting all this up and running. I did have to change web hosts in order to do this though. The one I have now is great. If I have technical problems, I tell mom, and she tells our new host, and–voila–it’s fixed.
Monday
     I am so looking forward to doing this. I have some of my pages finished, but they will change in content and appearance from time to time. I have a lot of stories to write about my brother and sisters (from their viewpoint, naturally); I’m just the go-between. I sure hope a lot of people read them. Talk to ya tomorrow.
 

 

   

 

 


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